— I Give Up… I Forgive All White People For Slavery (Not That It Matters).

Do I really have to say it?  Are we really living in such crazy times that we have zero perspective?  Well, apparently we are!  You have people seriously claiming that all white people suffer from “White Privilege”.  But the only way “whites” (doesn’t that sound derogatory) don’t suffer of this hence hidden disease, is through…

— The Best Picture That Ever Was On The Internet — Whore Suit

I happen to see this on the Internet and thought it was Hilarious.  It is about the best single picture I’ve ever seen on the Internet.  And it brings up a brilliant questions.. Why do whores (I know it’s disrespectful) like Cheetah print so much? Yea, Yea, I know it’s offensive to some, but it’s…

— I’m Not Afraid Of….. But I Am Afraid Of …… Government!

“Freedom is sloppy. But since tyranny’s the only guaranteed byproduct of those who insist on a perfect world, freedom will have to do.” — Bill Willingham Now, I’m not afraid of Spiders, Al Qaeda, Rabid Dogs, Scorpions, Gang Members, Rats, Random Brain Aneurysms, Ebola, Burning To Death In My Crashed Car Whilst Trapped inside, Computer…