— Japanese Artist Cuts Off His Wiener (Penis) — …And People Eat It!

OK, This is going to be disgustingly gross!  Stop reading NOW if you think you’re going to be sick.  Although It’s extremely funny to publicly post dicknames (oops, I mean “nicknames”).  This story almost put me in shock… and NOTHING horrifies me like penis slicing always seems to do.  Not only am I squirming uncomfortably in my chair, it even made me throw up — just tad bit– in my mouth [in my defense, when I first read this story, I was eating calamari].

An artist in Japan named Mao Sugiyama is beyond creative and considers himself asexual.  He just doesn’t like being a man… or woman.  How can he get his artistic message across? Painting? Photography? Water colors? Playing the tambourine?  Nope!  He decided it would be a good idea to have his….  [pick your own verbiage here]:

OPTION 1:      … penis and testicles surgically removed.

or

OPTION 2:         … cock and balls chopped off.

He sent out a tweet telling people:

“I am offering my male genitals (full penis, testes, scrotum) as a meal for 100,000 yen …Will prepare and cook as the buyer requests, at his chosen location.” 

What can possibly make this story worse? Nothing right?  WRONG!  After keeping his Winky in the fridge for a month or so, he organized a high-class banquet.  What would be on the menu?  His man-junk.  Yes, you’ve heard it right.  He invited people to come over and eat his sex-vittles.  Six people decided they would pay the money.  Five of those payers would show up.  They headed over to his fine restaurant — which looks to be an art museum — and ate his shaft, scrotum, and testicles….and NOT in a good way (sorry, I had to!):  Check out the Pics:

Now, I could be wrong with this, but I think he/she (not meant to be disrespectful), as an asexual being, will have problems in the future.  At a young 22 years old, few people know what they want to do with their lives.  This is a HUGE deal. Obviously, I don’t know Sugiyama personally, but this is a drastic choice that cannot be undone.  We all make silly mistakes in our lives when we’re young.  ALL of us are far different people when we are young, than when we are older (and some say wiser).  Unfortunately, I have little doubt that Mao Sugiyama will leave this world as another victim of suicide.  Perhaps I’m wrong!

The severed member and partners were garnished with some Italian parsley, cloves, and some button mushrooms.  There is no word on whether one orders Red or White wine when dining on some succulent penis meat.

Kali Pinckney

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